Why Women Outlive Men

The following photos show conclusively why it is that women tend to live longer than men:

"Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?"

Necessity is the mother of invention...

"And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and
cleats to get up this high!"

I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.

"Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear
for such a small chlorine gas leak..."

Step 1: Remove shoes.
Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.

And the winner is...

How drunk do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?